They survived deployments, duty rosters, surprise inspections, and 0500 wake-ups… now it’s time to celebrate like a true civilian. 🎉
Our ‘Bro, You’re Out!’ retirement card is the perfect send-off for your military brother-in-arms who's finally ditching the uniform for hoodies and hammocks. Funny, heartfelt, and created by a veteran — this card speaks fluent bro.
✅ Hilarious and relatable military retirement card for veterans and service members
✅ Designed for battle buddies, NCOs, and bros who made it out in one piece
✅ Veteran-owned, made in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Great for Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and Coast Guard
✅ Prints beautifully via Printify and other POD platforms
✅ Performs well on TikTok, Instagram, and Reels — tag your retiring homie and let the roasts begin
Celebrate freedom, naps, and never having to say “Roger that” again.
Bro, You’re Out! — Funny Military Retirement Card for a Battle Buddy
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This purchase is for the digital version of the card only.
