Celebrate your bro’s promotion to dadhood with a card that’s equal parts ridiculous, heartfelt, and savage! This Promoted to Dad! card is perfect for your best buddy, brother, or battle buddy who’s trading in late nights and video games for midnight feedings and diaper blowouts — but hey, it’s the promotion of a lifetime!

Whether he’s a first-time dad or adding to his team, this card lets him know he’s a superstar dad — someone who’s about to perfect the dad joke delivery, sneak snacks to his kid, and become their greatest sidekick.

✅ Hilariously savage and wholesome card
✅ The perfect way to celebrate your bro’s promotion to dadhood
✅ Great for TikTok, Instagram, and social media sharing — a moment worth turning viral!
✅ Professionally designed for high print quality — a thoughtful and funny keepsake
✅ Ideal for new dads, friends, brothers, or battle buddies navigating their new tour of parenthood

Shop now and celebrate a promotion you can be proud of — from “guy of leisure” to superstar dad! 😂❤️

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope