They survived deployments, duty rosters, surprise inspections, and 0500 wake-ups… now it’s time to celebrate like a true civilian. 🎉

Our ‘Bro, You’re Out!’ retirement card is the perfect send-off for your military brother-in-arms who's finally ditching the uniform for hoodies and hammocks. Funny, heartfelt, and created by a veteran — this card speaks fluent bro.

✅ Hilarious and relatable military retirement card for veterans and service members
✅ Designed for battle buddies, NCOs, and bros who made it out in one piece
✅ Veteran-owned, made in the USA 🇺🇸
✅ Great for Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force, and Coast Guard
✅ Prints beautifully via Printify and other POD platforms
✅ Performs well on TikTok, Instagram, and Reels — tag your retiring homie and let the roasts begin



Celebrate freedom, naps, and never having to say “Roger that” again.


• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope